Trump (il)Logic #1

I know, it's been a while since I posted anything, but as I read the news today I was struck by what I will henceforth call: Trump (il)Logic! This is the first of many installments, many of which should have been documented in the past, but, frankly, it's like shooting fish in a barrel, or... never mind.

  

Trump (il)Logic #1 or, ala Trump style: TRUMP (IL)LOGIC #1!!!

 

Here goes. Two weeks after the Charlie Kirk assassination in... UTAH, and a week since another kook with a rifle (a single bolt action, no less!) shot up another ICE facility in... TEXAS, today (September 27, 2025) Trump is sending troops to...

 

wait for it...

 

you'll never guess...

 

here it is...

 

"war-ravaged"...

 

Portland, OREGON!

 

Huh?

 

This might help explain things to those of us who still don't understand:

 

 

source: https://imgflip.com/i/22cgmq 

Who said this? New post!

 Time once again for a new "Who said this" post.

Here's the quote:

‘Look,’ he said to his subjects ‘these people... have become so numerous and strong that they are a threat to us. We must be prudent and take steps against their increasing any further, or if war should break out, they might add to the number of our enemies. They might take arms against us and so escape out of the country.’

Was it Donald Trump (ICE Handbook, 2025), or the king of Egypt in 1400BC (Book of Exodus)?